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30 Unforgettable Boat Names

Number 22 may just be the most honest boat name ever conceived. Did we miss any of your favorites? Submit your own in the comments below!
  • Updated: April 22, 2014

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Ironman
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Happy Ending
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Moonlighter
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Grampstr's Pride
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Irish Lady
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Obviously owned by a man who knows what’s worth keeping. Yachting Staff
liquidity
The favorite choice of every stockbroker with a fighting chair. Yachting Staff
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We all should be so lucky to own a boat. Yachting Staff
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Oh yeah, we like your style. Yachting Staff
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Because sometimes being A Little Nauti isn’t enough. Yachting Staff
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Clearly owned by a “Seinfeld” fan who is master of his domain. Yachting Staff
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Get in my belly! Yachting Staff
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Sure, rub it in at $650 an hour. Yachting Staff
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We’ll be over promptly at 5 o’clock. Yachting Staff
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Because it reminds us of the “Spider Pig” song in “The Simpsons Movie.” Yachting Staff
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Hey, we’re editors. Nice play on words. Yachting Staff
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Ain’t that the truth. Yachting Staff
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For those with commitment issues. Yachting Staff
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For those who want to sound more thoughtful about their commitment issues. Yachting Staff
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The owner may need adult diapers, but probably only at margarita time. Yachting Staff
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As Austin Powers says, “Yeah, baby!” Yachting Staff
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The most honest boat name ever conceived. Yachting Staff
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We can’t help but sing along. Yachting Staff
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Sure, we believe you’re talking about sunbathing. Yachting Staff
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Why yes, we all do want to be James Bond. Yachting Staff
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Open those throttles. We’re with you, brother! Yachting Staff
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Way to inspire people to look her up and learn about her. Yachting Staff
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Because metal health will, indeed, drive you mad. Yachting Staff
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Classy. Yachting Staff
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As all good things should be. Yachting Staff
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