Senseless in Seattle

High and naked from the waist down, a boat thief causes mayhem before being shot.

We’ve seen a lot of things at the marina, but never this. reported earlier this month that a man who was high on drugs and naked from the waist down stole a 35-foot yacht at the Queen City Yacht Club in Seattle, Washington. He then took it for a joyride into pretty much everything around him but the water, smashing into multiple boats at the dock while people were aboard them.

The 22-year-old man showed no signs of stopping until a person at the marina got scared, grabbed a shotgun and fired a blast at the pants-less perp, who then stopped what he was doing and was arrested.

According to Seattle police, the half-naked man was not seriously injured. He will face several felony charges.

And mandatory clothing.