But it was my 160-pound, 6-foot-tall, 14-year-old son, Casey, who suffered most. His special "lacrosse" diet consists of bacon cheeseburgers, curly fries and Super Big Gulps, cuisine that is at best difficult to procure in the Family Islands. In anticipation of this, he packed the freezer with hamburger patties and Tater Tots. This not only crowded my Jimmy Dean sausage biscuits, it repulsed Nelia, my wife and health-conscious admiral. She, in turn, filled Anhinga's few remaining cubic feet with soybean burgers and frozen peas. "Why not Hamburger Helper? I pleaded. "It must be on the food pyramid somewhere, and it fits right under the settee!