OK, I'll admit it — I'm jealous. I have luxury lifestyle stress as well, and while I have both an iPad and a yacht, the two refuse to communicate. Too bad. According to reports, this new technology is available only to superyachters. Trading Anhinga for a superyacht is out of the question — I just don't have the room at my dock. A charter? Not for me. I can't see spending close to a million bucks a week and not being able to drive. OK, my yacht doesn't have half a dozen hot tubs, a cordon bleu chef (sorry, Nelia) or a bevy of multilingual thoracic stewardesses, but I think average yachtsmen like me would be willing to compromise. I, for one, would gladly trade French champagne and Russian caviar for cheap Pinot Grigio and salted peanuts — hell, I'd even be willing to pour. English works fine for me, and I can prescribe my own aspirin. Folks, I'd settle for a TV remote I can understand.